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Here's Tom With The Weather
Created on 2004-11-28 04:58:18 (#5292578), last updated 2009-01-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Sir Keikins |
|---|---|
| Location: | Colfax, California, United States |
| Website: | The Life and Times of... Me. |
Bio¤ Name: Keith B
¤ Age: 19 years
¤ Gender: Male
¤ Height: 5 feet, 11 inches
¤ Weight: 155 pounds
¤ Eye Color: Green/Brown, varying with distance
¤ Hair Color: Brown
¤ Marital Status: Single
¤ Religious Background: Agnostic
¤ Education: High School Graduate (Class of 2005)
¤ Favorite Quote: Sanity:
You can go through your whole life telling yourself that life is logical, life is prosaic, life is sane. Above all, sane. And I think it is. I've had a lot of time to think about that. And I keep coming back to Mrs. Underwood's dying declaration: So you understand that when we increase the number of variables, the axioms never change.
I really believe that.
I think; therefore I am. There are hairs on my face; therefore I shave. My wife and child have been critically injured in a car crash; therefore I pray. It's all logical, it's all sane. We live in the best of all worlds, so hand me a Kent for my left, a bud for my right, turn on Starsky and Hutch, and listen to that soft, harmonious note that is the universe turning smoothly on its celestial gyros. Logic and Sanity. Like Coca-Cola, it's the real thing.
But as Warner Brothers, John D. MacDonald, and Long Island Dragway know so well, there's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. The brain behind this face has never heard of razors, prayers, or the logic of the universe. You turn the mirror sideways and see your face reflected with a sinister left-hand twist, half mad and half sane. The astronomers call the line between the light and dark the terminator.
The other side says that the universe has all the logic of a kid in a Halloween cowboy suit with his guts and trick-or-treat candy spread all over a mile of Interstate 95. This is the logic of napalm, paranoia, suitcase bombs carried by happy Arabs, random carcinoma. This logic eats itself. It says life is a monkey on a stick, it says life spins as hysterically and erratically as the penny you flick to see who buys lunch.
No one looks at this side unless they have to, and I understand that. You look at it if you hitch a ride with a drunk in a GTO who puts it up to one-ten and starts blubbering about how his wife turned him out; you look at it if some guy decides to drive across Indiana shooting kids on bicycles; you look at it if your sister says 'I'm going to the store for a minute, big guy' and then gets killed in a stickup. You look at it when you hear about your dad slitting your mom's nose because she was unfaithful.
It's a roulette wheel, but anybody who says the game is rigged is whining. No matter how many numbers there are, the principle of that little white jittering ball never changes. Don't say it's crazy; it's all so cool and sane.
- Rage by Stephen King
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¤ Age: 19 years
¤ Gender: Male
¤ Height: 5 feet, 11 inches
¤ Weight: 155 pounds
¤ Eye Color: Green/Brown, varying with distance
¤ Hair Color: Brown
¤ Marital Status: Single
¤ Religious Background: Agnostic
¤ Education: High School Graduate (Class of 2005)
¤ Favorite Quote: Sanity:
You can go through your whole life telling yourself that life is logical, life is prosaic, life is sane. Above all, sane. And I think it is. I've had a lot of time to think about that. And I keep coming back to Mrs. Underwood's dying declaration: So you understand that when we increase the number of variables, the axioms never change.
I really believe that.
I think; therefore I am. There are hairs on my face; therefore I shave. My wife and child have been critically injured in a car crash; therefore I pray. It's all logical, it's all sane. We live in the best of all worlds, so hand me a Kent for my left, a bud for my right, turn on Starsky and Hutch, and listen to that soft, harmonious note that is the universe turning smoothly on its celestial gyros. Logic and Sanity. Like Coca-Cola, it's the real thing.
But as Warner Brothers, John D. MacDonald, and Long Island Dragway know so well, there's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. The brain behind this face has never heard of razors, prayers, or the logic of the universe. You turn the mirror sideways and see your face reflected with a sinister left-hand twist, half mad and half sane. The astronomers call the line between the light and dark the terminator.
The other side says that the universe has all the logic of a kid in a Halloween cowboy suit with his guts and trick-or-treat candy spread all over a mile of Interstate 95. This is the logic of napalm, paranoia, suitcase bombs carried by happy Arabs, random carcinoma. This logic eats itself. It says life is a monkey on a stick, it says life spins as hysterically and erratically as the penny you flick to see who buys lunch.
No one looks at this side unless they have to, and I understand that. You look at it if you hitch a ride with a drunk in a GTO who puts it up to one-ten and starts blubbering about how his wife turned him out; you look at it if some guy decides to drive across Indiana shooting kids on bicycles; you look at it if your sister says 'I'm going to the store for a minute, big guy' and then gets killed in a stickup. You look at it when you hear about your dad slitting your mom's nose because she was unfaithful.
It's a roulette wheel, but anybody who says the game is rigged is whining. No matter how many numbers there are, the principle of that little white jittering ball never changes. Don't say it's crazy; it's all so cool and sane.
- Rage by Stephen King
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