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This is taken directly from (spelling/grammar errors and all) of my "girlfriend"'s post to all those guys out there. Enjoy ladies and gents. My sentiments lie at the bottom. Time to rip the bitch a new asshole... just so she can try to fill it again.
Nov 16, 2008 10:54 PM
Subject: Caffeinated Survey!!!!!!!
Body: Last person who drove you somewhere?
lol, I let my little brother drive us home.
:p
What are you excited for?
Ummmm...tap dance tomorrow!!! xD
Are you happy right now?
At the moment. I think it's the caffeine. O.
o
How did you feel when you woke up today ?
Bittersweet ;) Sexy man!
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
Yes
Who are all of the text messages in your inbox from?
Haha uh...let's see: Nick, Keith, Nat, Katrina, and Justin.
woo!
How many TRUE friends do you have?
5ish???
What are you doing this weekend?
PILLAGING LAWSON'S LANDING WITH THE PIRATE CREW!!!!!! :D
What did you do today ?
Ransacked an abandoned house and broke some of the windows with my brother.
No joke! :p
Has some one ever told you they would be with you forever?
next question.. hes an asshole and he deserves to burn.
Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
uh-uh
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no. just silly sometimes. and feel reaaaaally good.
:)
How has this week been?
Um..colorful. We'll leave it at that.
:o
Do you believe in true love?
I'll say yes.
Are you proud of the person you' ve become?
Not lately, but I'll get myself back on track.
Does anyone call you babe / baby?
They used to. Bastard.
*shrug*
Who is your number 2?
Shelly!! ^_^
If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?
Matt could use one...and Justin...and my grandma...
Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! xD Look at my default pic! You tell me!
Does anyone think you are a bitch ?
oh yeah, I'm sure.
Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
Well, yeah.
What were you doing at 3am this morning?
Uh..sleeping..sorta.. ;D
Where are your siblings?
At home? I dunno.
Did the person who hurt you most in life apologize?
I don't wanna get on this subject. Next question..
Do you know a secret about your best friend and if he / she pisses you off who will you tell?
Yes and no one.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yep!
Have you ever kissed somene older than you?
Haha *blushes* Secretly I did recently...
Can you take a bra off with one hand?
I can get off with one hand. Leaves the other for you!
Oh! xD
Do you want kids?
maybe adopt one day.
i dunno
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
yeah. and the poor unfortunate soul has to listen to it all..
Do you believe every thing happens for a reason?
pretty much
Are you a jealous person?
not anymore. i used to be when i was young.
What family member do you resemble the most?
I'm actually kind of a hybrid of both of my grandmothers. O.
o
Who were you with at 12: 00 last night ?
*blushes*
If you' re sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
It varies.
:p
Feel like talking to someone that you haven't in a while ?
Yes, but the butthead is a pain to get ahold of!!!!! >:@ :p
Ready for winter to come?
I'll take the frigid bitch on!!!
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Well I can't tell you thaaat..
Are you taller than 5'5"?
by abut 4"
Hows your heart right now?
doing its best.
How ticklish are you?
hehe...um..
Are you in a good mood?
wasn't there a similar question to this???
Is any part of your body sore?
No! Shut up!
Are you a mean person?
only if you piss me off.
How is your hair?
shaven off!!! ^_^
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
i'm used to it. fuckin' high school.
Dark hair or light hair in the oppos ite sex?
well these days i've noticed myself leaning to dark hair..
What are your plans for tomor row?
school....then tap dancing!!!!!! :D
Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
not really. i mean not these days. i dunno.
no?
Are you getting engaged any time soon?
nooo sank you!
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
not that i can think of, no. except maybe now. its fun to see him suffer. :)
Last time you were truly happy ?
i left my true happiness in Oregon.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes.
:)
Do people ever think you' re older / younger than you actually are?
Older, yes...til the potty humor comes out.
:p
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth ?
i don't think they NEED to know. it would just complicate things.
Is there a meaning behind your myspace song?
yeah. translate it. it's obvious.
Do you own a pair of green pants ?
i'm wearing a pair of green pants!!! and they're falling apart.
:p
Do you believe that what goes around comes around?
pretty much, yeah
What is your favorite fruit ?
hmmm...i'm gonna say quava right now..or coconut!!
Do you give out second chances too easily?
yeah. sometimes.. :..
How did you get your last bruise?
it could've been from when i clipped the counter at work or when i tripped and fell. i don't know... :p
What is the name of your siblings best friend(s)?
Spencer, Braden, and Daniel.
Last awkward moment?
in Spanish class when I said "Tengo mierda!" instead of "Tengo miedo!" during a skit.
(I said, "I have shit!" when I meant to say, "I'm afraid!") xD
Have you ever liked someone way/ or kind of older than you? Who?
older guys tend to be a weakness. i'm not tellin' you who though...
Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
no.
but i was in Color Guard which kicks both of their asses!!! >:D
What are you listening to?
I just finished listening to Ximena Sarinana and put on a mix Nick gave me.
(Thank you!)
What' s your middle name?
:)
Do you think boys truly under stand girls ?
both genders like to think they understand the opposite sex. that goes for me too.
Where will you be in twenty minutes?
probably still on the comp doing my math that i'm so avoiding right now by filling out this survey
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
i did once.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
well this one is over..so next weekend?
I told you up top!!
If your most recent ex said they hate you, you would say?
i don't wanna talk about this.. not worth the time
Does the future scare you?
nope! :)
How long has it been since your last shower?
this morning. but i'm gonna go take one right now actually.
mooore procrastination! :D
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All I can do is laugh at you. So many words said, so many confessions read between the lines of an ordinary text document&183;
I've put up with a lot of shit from you. I have seen repeated evidence you've cheated and will continue to. You always have. There's just no satisfying you. Not with one, two, three different men.
I sat on the phone with you today, calm. I did not deserve your misplaced anger. Your hostility over a shitty day thrown so arrogantly at me. I listened. I knew that in the end, irregardless of how you entered the conversation, by the end you would be one step closer to understanding yourself. Understanding your hate. Feeling genuine happiness that alledgedly "I" stole from you.
This... These are your words. Read them. They insult you enough for me to never need to.
..TR> Nov 16, 2008 10:54 PM
Subject: Caffeinated Survey!!!!!!!
Body: Last person who drove you somewhere?
lol, I let my little brother drive us home.
:p
What are you excited for?
Ummmm...tap dance tomorrow!!! xD
Are you happy right now?
At the moment. I think it's the caffeine. O.
o
How did you feel when you woke up today ?
Bittersweet ;) Sexy man!
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
Yes
Who are all of the text messages in your inbox from?
Haha uh...let's see: Nick, Keith, Nat, Katrina, and Justin.
woo!
How many TRUE friends do you have?
5ish???
What are you doing this weekend?
PILLAGING LAWSON'S LANDING WITH THE PIRATE CREW!!!!!! :D
What did you do today ?
Ransacked an abandoned house and broke some of the windows with my brother.
No joke! :p
Has some one ever told you they would be with you forever?
next question.. hes an asshole and he deserves to burn.
Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
uh-uh
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no. just silly sometimes. and feel reaaaaally good.
:)
How has this week been?
Um..colorful. We'll leave it at that.
:o
Do you believe in true love?
I'll say yes.
Are you proud of the person you' ve become?
Not lately, but I'll get myself back on track.
Does anyone call you babe / baby?
They used to. Bastard.
*shrug*
Who is your number 2?
Shelly!! ^_^
If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?
Matt could use one...and Justin...and my grandma...
Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! xD Look at my default pic! You tell me!
Does anyone think you are a bitch ?
oh yeah, I'm sure.
Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
Well, yeah.
What were you doing at 3am this morning?
Uh..sleeping..sorta.. ;D
Where are your siblings?
At home? I dunno.
Did the person who hurt you most in life apologize?
I don't wanna get on this subject. Next question..
Do you know a secret about your best friend and if he / she pisses you off who will you tell?
Yes and no one.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yep!
Have you ever kissed somene older than you?
Haha *blushes* Secretly I did recently...
Can you take a bra off with one hand?
I can get off with one hand. Leaves the other for you!
Oh! xD
Do you want kids?
maybe adopt one day.
i dunno
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
yeah. and the poor unfortunate soul has to listen to it all..
Do you believe every thing happens for a reason?
pretty much
Are you a jealous person?
not anymore. i used to be when i was young.
What family member do you resemble the most?
I'm actually kind of a hybrid of both of my grandmothers. O.
o
Who were you with at 12: 00 last night ?
*blushes*
If you' re sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
It varies.
:p
Feel like talking to someone that you haven't in a while ?
Yes, but the butthead is a pain to get ahold of!!!!! >:@ :p
Ready for winter to come?
I'll take the frigid bitch on!!!
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Well I can't tell you thaaat..
Are you taller than 5'5"?
by abut 4"
Hows your heart right now?
doing its best.
How ticklish are you?
hehe...um..
Are you in a good mood?
wasn't there a similar question to this???
Is any part of your body sore?
No! Shut up!
Are you a mean person?
only if you piss me off.
How is your hair?
shaven off!!! ^_^
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
i'm used to it. fuckin' high school.
Dark hair or light hair in the oppos ite sex?
well these days i've noticed myself leaning to dark hair..
What are your plans for tomor row?
school....then tap dancing!!!!!! :D
Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
not really. i mean not these days. i dunno.
no?
Are you getting engaged any time soon?
nooo sank you!
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
not that i can think of, no. except maybe now. its fun to see him suffer. :)
Last time you were truly happy ?
i left my true happiness in Oregon.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes.
:)
Do people ever think you' re older / younger than you actually are?
Older, yes...til the potty humor comes out.
:p
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth ?
i don't think they NEED to know. it would just complicate things.
Is there a meaning behind your myspace song?
yeah. translate it. it's obvious.
Do you own a pair of green pants ?
i'm wearing a pair of green pants!!! and they're falling apart.
:p
Do you believe that what goes around comes around?
pretty much, yeah
What is your favorite fruit ?
hmmm...i'm gonna say quava right now..or coconut!!
Do you give out second chances too easily?
yeah. sometimes.. :..
How did you get your last bruise?
it could've been from when i clipped the counter at work or when i tripped and fell. i don't know... :p
What is the name of your siblings best friend(s)?
Spencer, Braden, and Daniel.
Last awkward moment?
in Spanish class when I said "Tengo mierda!" instead of "Tengo miedo!" during a skit.
(I said, "I have shit!" when I meant to say, "I'm afraid!") xD
Have you ever liked someone way/ or kind of older than you? Who?
older guys tend to be a weakness. i'm not tellin' you who though...
Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
no.
but i was in Color Guard which kicks both of their asses!!! >:D
What are you listening to?
I just finished listening to Ximena Sarinana and put on a mix Nick gave me.
(Thank you!)
What' s your middle name?
:)
Do you think boys truly under stand girls ?
both genders like to think they understand the opposite sex. that goes for me too.
Where will you be in twenty minutes?
probably still on the comp doing my math that i'm so avoiding right now by filling out this survey
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
i did once.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
well this one is over..so next weekend?
I told you up top!!
If your most recent ex said they hate you, you would say?
i don't wanna talk about this.. not worth the time
Does the future scare you?
nope! :)
How long has it been since your last shower?
this morning. but i'm gonna go take one right now actually.
mooore procrastination! :D
I am to believe you didn't sleep with anyone? Even just last night, while I sat crying to myself as you cancelled seeing me?
I am to look at this and still feel attached? Still feel love for the beautiful woman I saw go from zero to slut in ten seconds flat?
The funny thing is I can only laugh. You make such a fool of yourself I don't even need to. Go ahead. Get pissed off at me for writing this.
Foster your god-damn sexual infidelities into a frustration directed straight to a good man's heart. Pull the trigger and taste the blood of an innocent.
May it inspire you to abandon your ways of sleeze and open slander long enough to understand the intentions I had, and am still trying to maintain, for you.
You want to complain my words are harsh? Fine.
But your legs are dirty. And you just admitted it.
Make your excuses. Cry some more about how I'll never understand how much you love me. But this... this shows it pretty clearly to me.
You must be hoping I'll hate you. Because Izzy, at this point... you're practically sprinting to hell. And I'm not following you down. Just waving and laughing as you burn in your self-induced inferno of indecency.
You sicken me. To the point of vomit in my throat. And yet I can do nothing but laugh.
Yeah. Sure was a funny joke honey. It sure was.
So just how many cocks will you suck before you learn there's more to life than being an empty, rotting hole for anyone to grace with the honor of using you?
Fifty? One hundred? One thousand?
Why stop there, huh? Keep on going. And when you reach the end, start all over again.
But, bitch. Hear my words... this one? This one right here? This isn't yours anymore.
Nor the soul behind it.
And no matter where you go, and how many new methods of cheating you invent for the next clueless dipshit...
You're never going to find anything even close again.
Fuck you. You give women a bad name. You've scarred me beyond repair and obliterated my trust to a puddle of shit.
Go swallow some Drain-o. No, not to excite you. It's not your filthy come.
But it's what you deserve. And nothing less.
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